You Can Never Go Home

Pat and Lisa talk about driving in the snow. And, does your head get bigger as you age? Lisa takes issue with a Seahawks fan who blow off fireworks during the game in her neighborhood. Also, did Debbie Reynolds really die of a broken heart?

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Songs in this episode:

“Betcha By Golly Wow” The Stylistics
“Chain Gang” Sam Cooke
“Snow Blind” Styx
“Changes” David Bowie
“The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” Robert Flack
“Put Your Head on My Shoulder” Paul Anka
“Tutti Frutti” Pat Boone
“Bandwagon” R.E.M.
Excerpt from Debbie Reynolds on “Will and Grace” (Mommy Adler)
“Oh My Papa” Eddie Fisher
Debbie Reynolds performing at her 77th Birthday
Jerry Lewis concert, March 15, 2014
Theme from “The Sopranos”

 

Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle

Pat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason.  Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”.

Seahawk Huddle

“Just remember – don’t throw it to stupid Larry”

 

Songs in this episode:

“Stuck on You” Elvis
Theatrical trailer for “The Time Machine”
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar (Lisa…I introduced her at an event an month ago…)
“Let’s Hear it for The Boy” Deniece Williams
“Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog” Johnny Cash
“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat and Tears
“Bicycle Made for Two”
“Train, Train” Blackfoot
“Shortin’ Bread” Nelson Eddy
“Open the Door, Richard” Dusty Fletcher with Jimmy Jones and his Band
“Carolina on my Mind” James Taylor
“What it was, was football” Andy Griffith
“Not as much as Football” Mojo Nixon

Who Wants My Crap?

Who would be on YOUR “Mount Rushmore” of singers? Lisa wants to throw a party – find out what kind! And,will Pat take Lisa’s dogs when she croaks? Listen as they sort out the deal. And there’s a clown shortage; better stock up.

I hereby bequeath all my crap to Larry...

I hereby bequeath all my crap to Larry…

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Tombstone Shadow” CCR
“Suzie Q” CCR
“What’s Goin’ On?” Marvin Gaye
“Suzie Q” Rod Danz
“Two Six Packs Away” Dave Dudley
“Wayward Wind” Gogi Grant
“Flight of the Bumble Bee” Woody Phillips
“Send in the Clowns” Frank Sinatra

Alright, Get a Stick

The “big game” is in the record books, but this 12th man enthusiasm lives on for how long? What exactly is party-etiquette when nobody eats your party platter? And, Pat remembers his beloved brother Sean, who died recently, in a moving and heartfelt memorial.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

Songs in this episode:

 “Limbo Rock” Champs
Theme song from “Peanuts” Vince Guaraldi
“Sweetpea” Tommy Roe
“We Are the Champions” Queen
“Seattle” Perry Como
“Old Friends/Bookends” Simon and Garfunkel

 

 

Shut Your Honker Up

Pat and Lisa have had it up to HERE with Seattle traffic  (Seattle ranks 8th worst in the nation!) so Pat is moving to the woods. And, find out what annoys Pat and Lisa about funerals.  Also, time to celebrate the Assumption of the Virgin Mary – Pat gives Lisa another religion training session!

 

Come ONNN!  MOVE IT!

Come ONNN! MOVE IT!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Edie Gorme “Amor”

Johnny Rivers “Poor Side of Town”
Ohio Players “Love Roller Coaster”
Doobie Brothers “Jesus is just Alright”
Dusty Springield “Son of a Preacher Man”
Ray Stevens “Everyone is Beautiful”
Jimmy Durante “Young at Heart”

 

 

The 2012 Bummer Olympics

Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.