Don’t Take Your Love Online

Valentine’s Day is all about boner medication and flowers.  Pat and Lisa discuss the future of Lisa’s romantic life, and it ain’t pretty. And, another edition of the “Dirty Joke Challenge” makes an appearance in this episode of Peculiar Podcast!

I feel like a jar of jam.

I feel like a jar of jam.

Songs in this episode:

“Love Hurts” Heart, from the album “The Road Home” album, live at the Backdoor, Ballard.
“Polka Dot Undies” Bowser and Blue
“My Funny Valentine” Frank Sinatra
“Jammin'” Bob Marley
“Ol’ MacDonald” Frank Sinatra
“People” Barbra Streisand
TV theme from “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea”
“Whale of a Tale” from the Disney film, “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea” lead vocal: Kirk Douglas
“It’s Rainin’ Men” The Weather Girls

Caulk Not Cock

Making music with your hands – it’s harder than you think.  Lisa has a “towel-y” smell in her bathroom, and she discusses the proper way to say “caulk”.  Are you hacked off by the music you hear in restaurants?  Pat is.

 

Look honey, I'm cocking!

Look honey, I’m cocking!

 

 

 

Your Dongle is Hanging Out

Pat’s public speaking nightmares – not 1, but 2. And Lisa seems to attract trouble no matter where she is. Listen to the stupidest infomercial ever made, and find out why Paula Deen needs to shut up.

 

Oh crap.

Oh crap.

 

Pants On Fire

Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems.  Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior high locker room.

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Zoom! Straight To The Moon Alice

Pat misses the moon landing, Lisa shames Daisy, and no one heard what Condoleezza Rice said at the Republican Convention.

Seriously? Right in my good eye!

Bob’s diary

Bob Nelson stops by and shares some entries from his diary.