The Dogs Are Stuck Together Again

Short prayer or bodily fluid? Yep, Pat and Lisa can’t stop talking about ejaculations. And it doesn’t stop there. What about the Celebration of the Circumcision? Is it a fad or a way to show God you’re cool with him? What’s the best way to scam a scammer? Find out in this episode!

 

Ouch. Dude. Really?

Ouch. Dude. Really?

 

Songs in this episode:

“Jumpin Jack Flash” Symphonic Rock Classics, London Philaharmonic

“Penny Lane” The Beatles

 

The Oscar Goes To Nobody

Pat and Lisa never talk.  EVER. It’s weird. Except on the podcast.  Slap on your red carpet bling and listen as Jason Valentine joins Pat and Lisa (a first!) to dish on the Oscar’s.  And Lisa updates us on the woman who tried to kick her ass at SeaTac airport!

(Follow Jason Valentine on twitter @JasonKAPPKVEW)

Hey! No Oscar for you, you weiner!

Hey! No Oscar for you, you weiner!

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Put The Pedal To The Metal

Pat does Lisa a favor, and gets a ticket for it.  Also, how do you handle the holiday dinner-time prayer when you don’t ever pray?  And listen as Pat and Lisa give you holiday traveling tips to get past the TSA without getting groped.

Speeding Ticket

I don’t care WHO you are, Pat Cashman, you broke the law.

Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.

The Best of Western Washington We Ain’t

Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.

The Not-So-Great Outdoors

Pat and Lisa plant their fannies outside for this fresh episode and dodge lawnmowers, chain saws and falling trees while discussing some much less dangerous things like popcorn, tick removal, calling in sick and Betty White.