Get Your Finger Outta There

Pat is disgusted by a specific fast food commercial. Lisa has a special present for Pat. And Pat’s brother makes a lot of people mad at a raffle. Also, find out why Lisa ordered 2 CASES of pineapple upside down cake mixes.

 

Nose hair trimmer

 

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“In the Mood” Chicago

“Come Running” Van Morrison
“Turn it Up” Sean Paul
eHarmony woman from You Tube excerpts
“Hair” The Cowsills
“Whistle While You Work” Adrian Caselotti (18 years old at the time) from
   Disney’s “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves”
“Red Solo Cup” Toby Keith
“Proud Mary” Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Handyman: Don’t Insult My House

Pat and Lisa talk about her snotty handyman. Pat’s wife has a snotty hairdresser. And details about the “Live 100th Episode Taping” are unveiled in this episode! Also, Pat has ants, but they’re not in his pants.

Don't pick on my house.

Don’t pick on my house.

Songs in this episode:

“Out on the Weekend” Neil Young

“Reeling in the Years” Steely Dan
“Handyman: James Taylor
“The Double Double” Miklos Rozsa
Joan Rivers, exerpt from “The American Comedy Box Set “But Seriously…” 1915-1994
Soundtrack music from Classic Sci-Fi films
“The Ants Go Marching” from the album “Silly Favorites

If It’s Not True, Pass it On

Pat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers.  Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”.   And, it’s time for another “Dirty Joke Challenge” !

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Excerpts from Mercury Theater production “War of the Worlds” broadcast.

Music from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” original version
Excerpt from “Fargo”
“The Letter” The Boxtops
“Poor Side of Town” Johnny Rivers
“Strangers in the Night” Mrs. Miller
“Chances Are” Johnny Mathis
“Topsy” Joe Bucci Trio

Your Dongle is Hanging Out

Pat’s public speaking nightmares – not 1, but 2. And Lisa seems to attract trouble no matter where she is. Listen to the stupidest infomercial ever made, and find out why Paula Deen needs to shut up.

 

Oh crap.

Oh crap.

 

Pants On Fire

Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems.  Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior high locker room.

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Zoom! Straight To The Moon Alice

Pat misses the moon landing, Lisa shames Daisy, and no one heard what Condoleezza Rice said at the Republican Convention.

Seriously? Right in my good eye!