Someone’s Surely Gonna Mess With The Robot

Men and women really do differ in their approaches to Christmas shopping – find out what Pat -the- Proscrastinator’s new resolution is this year. And fast shipping from Amazon is about to get faster, but Lisa sees a potential for trouble.

Don't mess with me!

Don’t mess with me!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Abracabra” Steven Miller Band
“The Impossible Dream” Kate Smith
“Commotion” Credence Clearwater Reunion
“Do You Want To Know a Secret?” The Beatles
“The Jetsons” theme
Roomba jingle from TV commercial
“I Love Lucy” theme
“Reeling in the Years” Steely Dan

We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Producers!

Pat’s shirt is on inside-out – an actual producer might have caught that, however…  Also, why the heck does fast-food look so ding-dang good on TV but not in person? And find out which celebrity Pat looks like!

You look shorter in person than you do on TV.

You look shorter in person than you do on TV.

 

Songs in this episode:

“Harvest Moon” Neil Young
“Noise Noise Noise” The Damned
“Gort/The Visor” from “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” Bernard Herrman
“It’s a Small, Small World” Music of Disney

 

Cancha Smell That Smell?

Pat finds a dead body, and Lisa is thankful there are people that do the jobs she can’t.  Also, find out what body part Lisa is now shaving and what sound she cannot stand listening to.  And, is Jodi Arias as crazy as  she seems?

What's that smell?

Songs in this episode:

“Everything I Need” Keb Mo
“The Slap” from the Superman TV soundtrack
“Andy Griffith Show” theme
“Dog” Eddie Adcock Band
“The Beard Song” Sophie Madeleine
“I Love Lucy” theme
“Roy Jumps the Gator” Roy Gaines
“Evil Ways” Al De Lory

Slaps On The Haircut

Pat puts on a bald cap (slaps on the haircut!) and kills it as a Breaking Bad character.  Also, The Skagit River Bridge catastrophe gets the Pat and Lisa treatment. And, Lisa has a new man in her life who wants to mark his new territory. And finally, a spider makes a guest appearance during the podcast.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“All Day Music” War
“There’s an 18 Wheeler” Bobby Bare
“I Found My Best Friend in the Dog Pound” Jesse Lee Jones
Music from movie “It Came From Outer Space” Herman Stein

Drink The Coffee, Not the Kool Aid

Find out what resolution Pat is sticking with this year, and where Lisa is going to start drinking her coffee. And, is it illegal to make obscene gestures to a police officer?  The answer may surprise you!

Drink my coffee!

Drink my coffee!

Songs in this episode:

  • “Old Cape Cod” / Patti Page
  • “What’s My Name?” / Snoop Doggy Dog
  • “Dreamy Eyes” (1956) / The Four Preps
  • “Black Coffee” / Ella Fitzgerald
  • “Words” / Bee Gees
  • “That’s All Folks” / Warner Bros.

Put The Pedal To The Metal

Pat does Lisa a favor, and gets a ticket for it.  Also, how do you handle the holiday dinner-time prayer when you don’t ever pray?  And listen as Pat and Lisa give you holiday traveling tips to get past the TSA without getting groped.

Speeding Ticket

I don’t care WHO you are, Pat Cashman, you broke the law.