Freeze Your Big Horse Ass Off

Seattle’s latest cold snap tests Pat’s handyman skills. Pat gets an ESPN alert during the podcast – and is Lisa going to have a SuperBowl party?  Pat gets a Breaking Bad present, but worries it could be illegal.  Also, are you acting OLD at work?

hell

Songs in this episode

  • "And Away We Go!" with Jackie Gleason
  • "Horse With No Name" America
  • "Wildfire" Michael Murphy
  • "Bow Down to Washington" UW Band
  • "Did You See Jackie Robinson Hit That Ball?" Count Basie and his Orchestra (featuring Taps Miller_
  • "Breaking Bad" theme
  • "Every Breath You Take" The Police
  • "Try to Remember" Jim Nabors
  • "Lady Willpower" Gary Pucket and the Union Gap

You Are What You Wear

Find out where cleavage, hairy butts and naughty t-shirts are NOT welcomed, Pat gets a call from his horse, and the song “Wives and Lovers” gets the Cashman/Foster treatment.

I am covering my eyes while you fix my sink….

Hair Today Gone Tomorrow

Cutting your hair can make you cry. So can forgetting your makeup bag on a trip. Also, Pat buys crappy art  from someone who comes to his house. And Lisa hides in backyard.

Pat’s Crappy Art

The 2012 Bummer Olympics

Pat and Lisa talk about how to spice up the most boring Summer Olympic events, the new TSA guidelines for your service animals, and give a big thump on the head to the Boys Scouts of America.

The Not So Human Centipede

Pat and Lisa discuss crack houses next door, alligators who want to eat your face off and the best of the worst horror movies. And listen to the drama unfold as this episode gets interrupted by a suicidal hummingbird.

“I’m an IDIOT.”

 

Don’t Be Afraid of the Podcast!

What are you afraid of, ya ninny?  In this episode, Pat and Lisa not only face their fears, they face Lisa’s feet. Talk about a phobia! Oh, and they actually have a special guest sitting in witnessing the mayhem.

Time for new underwear.....