No More Boobies

Pat and Lisa are guessing that, once again, this podcast is not “The Best”.  And people are playing with the toys in Costo in a way that they should not be played with.  Pat and Lisa talk about the first time they ever saw a Playboy Magazine. Also Lisa buys a Squatty Potty.

Costco Toys

Bad ponies…

Songs in this episode:

“Zoot Suit Riot” Chill Pill Dancers
“You Are So Beautiful” Joe Cocker
“Intuition” John Lennon
“Sore Loser” Bob and Ray
“I Believe in Happy Endings” Neil Diamond
Excerpt from “Wunda Wunda” TV show courtesy KING TV
“You’re Welcome” The Undertones
“Bye, Bye, Bye” N’ Sync
“Stuck on You” Elvis Presley
“My Marilyn” Ray Anthony (1952)
“The End of the Innocence” Don Henley
“Let Your Love Flow” The Bellamy Brothers
Excerpted “”Squatty Potty” informercial from You Tube
“Walk Right In…Sit Right Down” Wanda Jackson

Headless But Happy

Pat and Lisa talk about lame TV- and surprise – they disagree.  Also, Pat remembers when he was a vegan. WAS.  And Pat tells Lisa a real “feel good” story.

Songs in this episode:

  • “End of the Line” Traveling Wilburys
  • “Gone Fishin'” Bing Crosby and Louis Armstrong
  • “The Hunting Song” Tom Lehrer
  • “Turkey in the Straw” Music of Disney
  • “Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
  • “I Think You’re Swell” Matt Bennett
  • “William Tell Overture” Spike Jones and his City Slickers
  • “Here’s to the Losers” Frank Sinatra
  • “Stranger on the Shore” The Spencer Watt Band

Alright, Get a Stick

The “big game” is in the record books, but this 12th man enthusiasm lives on for how long? What exactly is party-etiquette when nobody eats your party platter? And, Pat remembers his beloved brother Sean, who died recently, in a moving and heartfelt memorial.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

And, apparently, we will NEVER shut up. Ever.

Songs in this episode:

 “Limbo Rock” Champs
Theme song from “Peanuts” Vince Guaraldi
“Sweetpea” Tommy Roe
“We Are the Champions” Queen
“Seattle” Perry Como
“Old Friends/Bookends” Simon and Garfunkel

 

 

If It’s Not True, Pass it On

Pat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers.  Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”.   And, it’s time for another “Dirty Joke Challenge” !

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Excerpts from Mercury Theater production “War of the Worlds” broadcast.

Music from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” original version
Excerpt from “Fargo”
“The Letter” The Boxtops
“Poor Side of Town” Johnny Rivers
“Strangers in the Night” Mrs. Miller
“Chances Are” Johnny Mathis
“Topsy” Joe Bucci Trio

The Best of Western Washington We Ain’t

Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.