Big Dog Butts

Pat finds out his dog is afflicted with something most of us humans suffer from.  And Lisa has a bad puppy experience. 2016 is barely off the ground, and the celebrity death count is already exceptionally high.  Lisa has to chose between between 2 opposite ends of her body for medical care.

fluffy dog butt

                 “Wow, I need to lay off the bread.”


Songs in this episode: 

“Jungle Boogie” Kool and the Gang
“I Love my Dog” Cat Stevens
“What’s Love Got to do With It?” Tina Turner
“It Keeps You Running” The Doobie Brothers
“Heart and Soul” Huey Lewis and the News
“Puppy Love” Paul Anka
“Beer Barrel Polka” Frankie Yankovic and the Yanks
“Teach Your Children” Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
“You’re Still a Young Man” Tower of Power
“Shining Star” Earth, Wind and Fire
Theme from “Green Acres”
Excerpt from “Hello Dummy!” Don Rickles
“Garden Party” Ricky Nelson
“Candy” Johnny Mercer, Jo Stafford and the Pied Pipers with the Paul Weston Orchestra
“Slow Talkers of America” Bob and Ray

Goodbye Sweet Daisy

(Lisa is a bit off mic the first couple of minutes…but hang in there!) Pat talks about his dog Elliott’s nickname “SmellyButt”. And Lisa shares the sad passing of her cocker spaniel Daisy, and the terrible memorial gift she recieved. And find out why someone at Lisa’s hotel complained about her.

PawPrint Memorial

“Thanks for memorializing my dog’s fist…”



Songs in this episode:

Theme from “Quincy, M.E.”
“It’s a Long Way to Tipperary” John McCormick
“Instant Karma” John Lennon
“The Chicken Dance” Bob Kames
“Lick It” 20 Fingers
“Daisy a Day” Jud Strunk
“Burning Love” Elvis
“Someday my Prince Will Come” Disney’s ‘Snow White’
Scene from “The Bride of Frankenstein.”
“Hamster Love” Big Daddy, from Dr. Demento’s 30th Anniversary Collection
“Eye of the Tiger” Survivor
“Working 9 to 5” Dolly Parton

Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle

Pat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason.  Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”.

Seahawk Huddle

“Just remember – don’t throw it to stupid Larry”


Songs in this episode:

“Stuck on You” Elvis
Theatrical trailer for “The Time Machine”
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar (Lisa…I introduced her at an event an month ago…)
“Let’s Hear it for The Boy” Deniece Williams
“Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog” Johnny Cash
“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat and Tears
“Bicycle Made for Two”
“Train, Train” Blackfoot
“Shortin’ Bread” Nelson Eddy
“Open the Door, Richard” Dusty Fletcher with Jimmy Jones and his Band
“Carolina on my Mind” James Taylor
“What it was, was football” Andy Griffith
“Not as much as Football” Mojo Nixon

The Last Bastion of Civility

Pat steps on a possum.  And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it.  Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous.

Don't tread on me, you effer!

Don’t tread on me, you effer!


Songs in this episode:

“The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
Music from the Franz Waxman score of “Bride of Frankenstein”
Music cue from “The Andy Griffith Show”
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Tom Jones
“Sea Cruise” Frankie Ford
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
“Wonderful World” Louis Armstrong

The Boss Doesn’t DO Funny

This isn’t a radio show and Elliott gets in trouble. Ever work with a  bad boss or co-workers who steal? Pat and Lisa have. Also, find out what Pat’s curious son Chris did to the family dog.


Sex Sells

Lisa considers a new career, Pat thinks Tom Cruise had it comin’, and Daisy humps Elliott – again.


I sell sex and I’m RICH!