Blow Your Nose

Pat and Lisa discuss showing up for work wasted. And they snark on TV morning news teams. Really snark. (They say it was the likker talkin’.)  And Lisa is really excited to talk sports with Pat. REALLY.

Time to do the weather report!

Time to do the weather report!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“School Street Shuffle” Kirk “Eli” Fletcher
“Liar” Three Dog Night
“Joy to the World” Hoyt Axton
“Never Been to Spain” Hoyt Axton
“Heartbreak Hotel” Elvis
Busch Beer commercial
“Not Fade Away” Rod Danz
“The Lollipop Guild” from the Wizard of Oz
“The Lullaby League” from the Wizard of Oz
“(Love is like) A Baseball Game” The Intruders
“Take Me Out to the Ballgame” Doc and Merle Watson

The Last Bastion of Civility

Pat steps on a possum.  And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it.  Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous.

Don't tread on me, you effer!

Don’t tread on me, you effer!

 

Songs in this episode:

“The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
Music from the Franz Waxman score of “Bride of Frankenstein”
Music cue from “The Andy Griffith Show”
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Tom Jones
“Sea Cruise” Frankie Ford
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
“Wonderful World” Louis Armstrong