Shut Up Christmas

Lisa’s new puppy has an annoying new toy. Pat and Lisa review those Christmas songs that make you want to cut your ears off, and those that make you bawl your eyes out. And, Lisa wants to go over the wall to get a colonoscopy.

shut-up-christmas

Songs in this episode:

“Jingle Bells” Unknown kid choir
“Drive My Car” The Beatles
“The Little Drummer Boy” The Harry Simone Chorale
“All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth” Spike Jones and the City Slickers
“All I Want for Christmas (Is You) Mariah Carey
“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” Elmo and Patsy
“Brandy” Looking Glass
“Feliz Navidad” Jose Feliciano
“Carol of the Bells” Trans-Siberian Orchestra
“O Holy Night” Josh Groban
“Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” Frank Sinatra
“The Christmas Song” Nat King Cole
“Walking in a Winter Wonderland” Dean Martin
“Frosty the Snowman” Jimmy Durante
“Ave Maria” Celine Dion
“Celebrate Me Home” Kenny Loggins

The Last Bastion of Civility

Pat steps on a possum.  And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it.  Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous.

Don't tread on me, you effer!

Don’t tread on me, you effer!

 

Songs in this episode:

“The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
Music from the Franz Waxman score of “Bride of Frankenstein”
Music cue from “The Andy Griffith Show”
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Tom Jones
“Sea Cruise” Frankie Ford
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
“Wonderful World” Louis Armstrong