Big Dog Butts

Pat finds out his dog is afflicted with something most of us humans suffer from.  And Lisa has a bad puppy experience. 2016 is barely off the ground, and the celebrity death count is already exceptionally high.  Lisa has to chose between between 2 opposite ends of her body for medical care.

fluffy dog butt

                 “Wow, I need to lay off the bread.”

 

Songs in this episode: 

“Jungle Boogie” Kool and the Gang
“I Love my Dog” Cat Stevens
“What’s Love Got to do With It?” Tina Turner
“It Keeps You Running” The Doobie Brothers
“Heart and Soul” Huey Lewis and the News
“Puppy Love” Paul Anka
“Beer Barrel Polka” Frankie Yankovic and the Yanks
“Teach Your Children” Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
“You’re Still a Young Man” Tower of Power
“Shining Star” Earth, Wind and Fire
Theme from “Green Acres”
Excerpt from “Hello Dummy!” Don Rickles
“Garden Party” Ricky Nelson
“Candy” Johnny Mercer, Jo Stafford and the Pied Pipers with the Paul Weston Orchestra
“Slow Talkers of America” Bob and Ray

Eyes In The Back of Her Head

Pat decides he WILL in fact take Lisa’s dog when Lisa croaks. Pat discovers he can get more than pizza delivered to his house. And does a particular observation mean you’re a racist? Are men drivers worse than women drivers? Also, Lisa realizes she needs to shut up.

I See YOU

“I see YOU”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“The 59th Street Bridge Song “(Feelin’ Groovy) Simon and Garfunkel
“Bridge Over Troubled Waters”
“Bridge…etc…” Senator Sam Ervin
“Mrs. Robinson” Simon and Garfunkel
“Sister Mary Elephant” Cheech and Chong
“Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door” Bob Dylan and the Grateful Dead
“Chinese Food” Allison Gold
“Little Deuce Coupe” Beach Boys
“Ahab the Arab” Ray Stevens
“Speedy Gonzales” Pat Boone
“Too Fat Polka” Arthur Godfrey
“The Honking Song” You Tube
“Honky Tonk Woman” The Rolling Stones
“I Shot the Sheriff” Eric Clapton
“Slow Down” The Loose Ends
“Straight to Hell” The Clash

Goodbye Sweet Daisy

(Lisa is a bit off mic the first couple of minutes…but hang in there!) Pat talks about his dog Elliott’s nickname “SmellyButt”. And Lisa shares the sad passing of her cocker spaniel Daisy, and the terrible memorial gift she recieved. And find out why someone at Lisa’s hotel complained about her.

PawPrint Memorial

“Thanks for memorializing my dog’s fist…”

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Theme from “Quincy, M.E.”
“It’s a Long Way to Tipperary” John McCormick
“Instant Karma” John Lennon
“The Chicken Dance” Bob Kames
“Lick It” 20 Fingers
“Daisy a Day” Jud Strunk
“Burning Love” Elvis
“Someday my Prince Will Come” Disney’s ‘Snow White’
Scene from “The Bride of Frankenstein.”
“Hamster Love” Big Daddy, from Dr. Demento’s 30th Anniversary Collection
“Eye of the Tiger” Survivor
“Working 9 to 5” Dolly Parton

Let’s Have Us A Huddle Cuddle

Pat and Lisa celebrate Elvis’ birthday, and Pat is worried about Elliott, and Lisa tries to be the voice of reason.  Also Lisa has decided that she WILL go to a Superbowl Party if Pat throws one. And Pat shares the secrets of what happens in the “huddle”.

Seahawk Huddle

“Just remember – don’t throw it to stupid Larry”

 

Songs in this episode:

“Stuck on You” Elvis
Theatrical trailer for “The Time Machine”
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar (Lisa…I introduced her at an event an month ago…)
“Let’s Hear it for The Boy” Deniece Williams
“Dirty Old Egg-Suckin’ Dog” Johnny Cash
“You’ve Made Me So Very Happy” Blood Sweat and Tears
“Bicycle Made for Two”
“Train, Train” Blackfoot
“Shortin’ Bread” Nelson Eddy
“Open the Door, Richard” Dusty Fletcher with Jimmy Jones and his Band
“Carolina on my Mind” James Taylor
“What it was, was football” Andy Griffith
“Not as much as Football” Mojo Nixon

Slaps On The Haircut

Pat puts on a bald cap (slaps on the haircut!) and kills it as a Breaking Bad character.  Also, The Skagit River Bridge catastrophe gets the Pat and Lisa treatment. And, Lisa has a new man in her life who wants to mark his new territory. And finally, a spider makes a guest appearance during the podcast.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

Yes, I am Pat Cashman, and I am Breaking Bad.

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“All Day Music” War
“There’s an 18 Wheeler” Bobby Bare
“I Found My Best Friend in the Dog Pound” Jesse Lee Jones
Music from movie “It Came From Outer Space” Herman Stein

The Best of Western Washington We Ain’t

Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.