Five Crappy Handymen

Pat and Lisa discuss the Intiative 522 food label debate while wolfing down Cheetos.  Pat  goes to a boring party in Dallas and gets in trouble.  Do men really get grumpy when they get old (as well as women)? And find out what Lisa got into a fight with in her kitchen.

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Songs in this episode:

“Spill the Wine” Eric Burden and War
“Daddy” Red Sovine
“Ken-L-Ration” jingle from ‘Tee Vee Toons: The Commercials
“Yellow Rose of Texas” Gene Autry
“The Spokane Song” Jewel
“Surfin’ Bird” The Trashmen
“Bird Dog” Everly Bros.
“Old Blue” Layne Brooks
“Old Man” Neil Young

Don’t Touch Me, I’m Dead.

Pat & Lisa talk about that adorable practice: necrophilia.

They also dig out their Rite Aid Wellness cards and share all the magical things it can do.

And a filthy joke cleans up well – listen to how YOU can take “The Dirty Joke Challenge” – Do it!

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