Handyman: Don’t Insult My House

Pat and Lisa talk about her snotty handyman. Pat’s wife has a snotty hairdresser. And details about the “Live 100th Episode Taping” are unveiled in this episode! Also, Pat has ants, but they’re not in his pants.

Don't pick on my house.

Don’t pick on my house.

Songs in this episode:

“Out on the Weekend” Neil Young

“Reeling in the Years” Steely Dan
“Handyman: James Taylor
“The Double Double” Miklos Rozsa
Joan Rivers, exerpt from “The American Comedy Box Set “But Seriously…” 1915-1994
Soundtrack music from Classic Sci-Fi films
“The Ants Go Marching” from the album “Silly Favorites

Buzzed On The Buzz

Ever go to work hammered?  Pat and Lisa did. Pat pees in a bucket for a good cause, and Lisa lies about being pregnant.  Also, find out why Pat doesn’t watch sitcoms, EVER. Pat and Lisa argue about the TV show “Under The Dome”. And, find out what day you should stop shaving if you want to get the chicks.

Hey, I'm on break.

Hey, I’m on break.

Songs in this episode:

“Aurora, Part II” Jean-Luc Ponty
“My Cup Runneth Over” Jim Nabors
“Why Can’t We Be Friends?” War
“Drunk” Jimmy Liggins and his 3-D Music
“Woke Up This Morning” A 3 (Sopranos theme)
Theme from “The Fugitive
“Touch of Grey” The Grateful Dead
“Time is Tight” Booker T and the M.G.’s

You’re No Good

Pat gets dumped from a gig. Is the tooth fairy going bankrupt? And it’s far too much pressure to take care of other people’s children. Find out what happened when Pat was put in charge of watching his brothers.

Grab it!  I need the dough!

Grab it! I need the dough!

 

Songs in this episode:

“More Than One Way Home” Keb Mo
“You’re No Good” Linda Ronstadt
“All I Want for Christmas (is My Two Front Teeth” Spike Jones and his City Slickers.
Music from “Psycho” Bernard Herrmann
“It’s Over” Roy Orbison