A Barrel Full of Monkeys

Are monkeys in showbiz funny or creepy? Pat explains the Mr. Stubbs drinking game. Lisa explains the pain of a mammogram. And, bad news, bacon can hurt your butt. Also, Pat and Lisa talk about the daylight savings time controversy as well as the recyling lie.

monkey with a gun

            “That’s not even a little bit funny.”

Songs in this episode:

Mickey Mouse Club March

Disney’s “The Hardy Boys” opening
“Toby Tyler” excerpt
“The Today Show” excerpt (early 1950’s)
“One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” John Lee Hooker
“The Hathaways” excerpt
“Lancelot Link” excerpt
“Hey, Hey We’re the Monkees” The Monkees
“Lost in Space” Excerpt
“It’s a Good Life” episode of “The Twilight Zone” excerpt
Billy Mumy interview from “Emmy TV Legends.org
“Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette” Tex Williams and The Western Caravan (1947)
“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” Dinah Shore (1940)
“I Can Help” Billy Swan
“Muskrat Love” America
“Hot Chili” Steve Miller Band
“Upside Down” Diana Ross
“Time After Time” Tony Bennett
“Upside Down” Jack Johnson

Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.