No Job Too Small

A “Peculiar Classic” radio phone call audio clip leads off our episode (hint – she’s not a fan of Lisa!). Pat and Lisa pay tribute to late great voice talent June Foray. Find out what the Museum of Failure contains. And another “Peculiar Classic” ends this episode – “No Job Too Big or Too Small”.



Songs in this episode: 

  • “Take Me to the River” Al Green
  • “Surprise Surprise” Bruce Springsteen
  • Excerpt from “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas” Boris Karloff and June Foray
  • “The Banana Boat Song (Day-O)” Stan Freberg and Daws Butler
  • Excerpt from “St. George and the Dragonet” Stan Freberg and June Foray
  • Excerpt from “Running Legend Steve Prefontaine”
  • “Teach Your Children” Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young”
  • “The Leader of the Pack” The Shangrilas
  • Excerpt from the motion picture “The Christmas Story”
  • Excerpt from “The Jimmy Kimmel Show”
  • “The 2000 Year Old Man” Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner
  • “Most Ridiculous As Seen on TV Products” You Tube excerpt
  • Excerpt “Frosted Flakes” commercial
  • Excerpt “Irish Springs” commercial
  • Excerpt “Lucky Charms” commercial (1966)
  • “Fascinating People” sketch from “Almost Live!” KING TV

Don’t Look At The Eclipse Darlin’

Pat and Lisa talk about the total eclipse and how that might affect her trip to see Pat in central Oregon. Then Pat shares all the ways he is going to entertain her. And, Lisa shares a personal story about her unknown father.



Songs in this episode:

  • Thank You Fa Lettin’ Me Be Myself…Again.” Barry White
  • “Up Up and Away” Fifth Dimension
  • “I Think I’ll Just Sit Here and Drink” Merle Haggard
  • “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” Marvin Gaye and Tami Terrell
  • “She Came in Through the Bathroom Window” Joe Cocker
  • “Heat Wave” Ella Fitzgerald
  • “The Coldest Days of My Life” The Chi-Lites
  • “Honky Tonk Man” Dwight Yoakam
  • “Teddy Bear’s Picnic” Jerry Garcia and David Grisman
  • “Counting Stars” One Republic
  • “Ring of Fire” Johnny Cash
  • “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” U-2
  • “Stonehenge” from movie Spinal Tap
  • “Song For Our Ancestors” The Steve Miller Band

There’s No Time Like the Past

Pat kinda wonders about the mystery of time. Lisa is trying to embrace surprise and Pat still loathes them. (And they get a surprise phone call in the middle of the podcast). Also, Lisa discover Pat’s in a movie he never told her about.



Songs in this episode:

“Jungle Boogie” Kool and the Gang
“It’s Too Late” Carol King
“Time” Pink Floyd
“Taking it to the Streets” Doobie Brothers
“Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” Johnny Cash
Excerpt from “Gomer Pyle, USMC”
“Surprise, Surprise” Billy Talent
“I Wanna Be Around” Tony Bennett
“Chantilly Lace” The Big Bopper
“Pins and Needles” Roy Acuff
“Time of the Season” The Zombies
Excerpt from “Tall Men” movie trailer
“Jump Jump” Kris Kross
“Grand Central Station” Steve Forbert
“All the Way to Reno” R.E.M.
“Leaving on a Jet Plane” Sophie Baker

Danger Is My Middle Name

Does your dog have a middle name? Pat wants to change his kids names. Pat thinks la-dee-da weddings are just for girls, and thinks they’d be more fun if there was more chaos involved. And, Pat feels “watched” whenever he goes into a Best Buy store. Also, Lisa finds out she is undertipping all over the place.





You Say Avocado

Free bananas from Amazon? Find out what food Pat tries to eat every single day. Lisa can’t cook, but she does cook ONE thing rully, rully good. And, sometimes the Express Lane checkout is anything but.



Songs in this episode:

“Yes, We Have No Bananas” Luxury Liner
“I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” Hoosier Hotshots (1941)
“Green Eyed Lady” Sugarloaf
“Salt of the Earth” The Rolling Stones
“Chicken Fat” Robert Preston
“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” The Platters
“Baby Face” Little Richard
“It’s Raining Men” The Weather Girls
“Bird Dog” The Everly Brothers
“Dock of the Bay” Otis Redding
“Home” Phillip Phillips
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar
“Jungle Fever” The Chakachas

Quit Scratching That

Pat and Lisa discuss the impact of late night satire on the current political climate. Find out why Pat has 10 back scratchers. And Lisa surprisingly defends Bill O’Reilly’s $25 million dollar contract pay out.


Songs in this episode:

  • “Theme from Rawhide” Frankie Laine
  • “Line ’em Up” James Taylor
  • “You Don’t Know Me” Ray Charles
  • SNL excerpt
  • Excerpt from “The Edge” Fox 1992
  • Excerpt from “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon”
  • “Scratch My Back” Elvis
  • “Big Black Dog” Humble Pie
  • “Barbed Wire and Roses” Pinmonkey
  • “Good, Bad and Ugly” theme, Ennio Morricone
  • “The Swimming Song” Loudon Wainwright III
  • “Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” Brian Hyland
  • “Mad Ruth/The Babe” Danny O’Keefe
  • “Yellow River” Christie
  • “Baby Scratch My Back” Slim Harpo