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There’s No Time Like the Past

Pat kinda wonders about the mystery of time. Lisa is trying to embrace surprise and Pat still loathes them. (And they get a surprise phone call in the middle of the podcast). Also, Lisa discover Pat’s in a movie he never told her about.



Songs in this episode:

“Jungle Boogie” Kool and the Gang
“It’s Too Late” Carol King
“Time” Pink Floyd
“Taking it to the Streets” Doobie Brothers
“Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” Johnny Cash
Excerpt from “Gomer Pyle, USMC”
“Surprise, Surprise” Billy Talent
“I Wanna Be Around” Tony Bennett
“Chantilly Lace” The Big Bopper
“Pins and Needles” Roy Acuff
“Time of the Season” The Zombies
Excerpt from “Tall Men” movie trailer
“Jump Jump” Kris Kross
“Grand Central Station” Steve Forbert
“All the Way to Reno” R.E.M.
“Leaving on a Jet Plane” Sophie Baker

Danger Is My Middle Name

Does your dog have a middle name? Pat wants to change his kids names. Pat thinks la-dee-da weddings are just for girls, and thinks they’d be more fun if there was more chaos involved. And, Pat feels “watched” whenever he goes into a Best Buy store. Also, Lisa finds out she is undertipping all over the place.





You Say Avocado

Free bananas from Amazon? Find out what food Pat tries to eat every single day. Lisa can’t cook, but she does cook ONE thing rully, rully good. And, sometimes the Express Lane checkout is anything but.



Songs in this episode:

“Yes, We Have No Bananas” Luxury Liner
“I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” Hoosier Hotshots (1941)
“Green Eyed Lady” Sugarloaf
“Salt of the Earth” The Rolling Stones
“Chicken Fat” Robert Preston
“Smoke Gets in Your Eyes” The Platters
“Baby Face” Little Richard
“It’s Raining Men” The Weather Girls
“Bird Dog” The Everly Brothers
“Dock of the Bay” Otis Redding
“Home” Phillip Phillips
“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” Pat Benatar
“Jungle Fever” The Chakachas

Quit Scratching That

Pat and Lisa discuss the impact of late night satire on the current political climate. Find out why Pat has 10 back scratchers. And Lisa surprisingly defends Bill O’Reilly’s $25 million dollar contract pay out.


Songs in this episode:

  • “Theme from Rawhide” Frankie Laine
  • “Line ’em Up” James Taylor
  • “You Don’t Know Me” Ray Charles
  • SNL excerpt
  • Excerpt from “The Edge” Fox 1992
  • Excerpt from “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon”
  • “Scratch My Back” Elvis
  • “Big Black Dog” Humble Pie
  • “Barbed Wire and Roses” Pinmonkey
  • “Good, Bad and Ugly” theme, Ennio Morricone
  • “The Swimming Song” Loudon Wainwright III
  • “Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” Brian Hyland
  • “Mad Ruth/The Babe” Danny O’Keefe
  • “Yellow River” Christie
  • “Baby Scratch My Back” Slim Harpo

What A Joke

Where in the world is Patty Cashman? And practical jokes don’t work on everyone. And regular jokes don’t always make everyone laugh. But Pat tells Lisa one that does. (But it takes forever to get to the punchline.)

Ok.. that is NOT funny!

Songs in this episode:

  • “Alfonso Muskedunder” Todd Terje
  • “You Don’t Know Me” Ray Charles
  • “Grandma’s Hands” (Bill Withers) Willie Nelson with Mavis Staples
  • “Stop Joking Around” Hawksley Workman
  • “The Joker” Steve Miller Band
  • “I Was Only Joking” Rod Stewart
  • “The Girl from Ipanema” Instrumental
  • From “Death of a Saleman” Dustin Hoffman as Willie Lohman; John Malkovich as Biff
  • “Mrs. Robinson” Simon and Garfunkel
  • “Bridge Over Troubled Waters” Elvis
  • “The Girl from Ipanema” Frank Sinatra and Anonio Carlos Jobim (live)

The Delights of Debauchery

Pat and Lisa talk about the requirements for being a genius. And what about debauchery? And Pat has a run in with a fellow ferry rider. Lisa has a disgusting encounter with her plumber.

Ah JEEZ! What the hell?


Songs in this episode:

  • “Maybelline” Chuck Berry
  • “Johnny B. Goode” Chuck Berry
  • South Park’s Chef’s Prostitute Song
  • “Love for Sale” (Cole Porter) De Lovely
  • “Indiana Wants Me” R. Dean Taylor
  • “Roll Over Beethoven” Chuck Berry
  • “Cool Jerk” The Capitols
  • “Pablo Picasso” Modern Lovers
  • Rabbit scene from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
  • “Clean Up Woman” Betty Wright
  • “Shepherds of the Nation” The Kinks
  • “Garden Party” Rick Nelson
  • “Surfin’ Bird” The Trashmen
  • “I Hate Everything About You” Three Days Grace
  • “What’s the Matter With Kids Today?” (from ‘Bye Bye Birdie”) Paul Lynde
  • “Jackie Blue” Ozark Mountain Daredevils
  • “Every Hurts” Joe Cocker
  • “Hair” The Cowslips
  • “Coming Up” Paul McCartney and Wings