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Kale – What Is It Good For? (Absolutely Nothin’)

Lisa confesses she quit her diet. Pat tries to help her see the light. Pat lashes out the kale trend. And, are your devices spying on you? Pat shares an article on 15 things you said never eat in a restaurant. Patty jumps in with a rant about people eating on the plane.



Songs in this episode:

“Que Sera, Sera” Doris Day
“This Girl is on Fire” Alicia Keys
“What’s the Use?” Jamie Liddell
“Two Ton Tessie (from Tennessee) Tiny Hill and His Orchestra (1952)
“Stop in the Name of Love” The Supremes
“C is for Cookie” Sesame Street
“Please Warm my Weiner” Old Time Hokum Blues (1935)
“Red Red Wine” Neil Diamond
“Underpants Song” Weird Al Yankovic
“Two Fat Polka” Frankie Yankovic and his Yanks
“Blues For a Hoot” Hoyt Axton
Excerpts from “Chunky Candy Bar” commercial (1959)
“Holiday” The Bee Gees
“Drunk” Ace Cannon
“Let’s Go Out to the Lobby” Old movie theme theatre promo
“I Just Called to Say I Love You” Stevie Wonder

Have A Merry Christmas All By Yourself

Pat and Lisa get into the holiday spirit with a discussion of the “Scrooge” Christmas movies. Pat goes to a party with no chairs. Pat shares a story of how he handled a bully when he was a boy. And Lisa is trying to buy smoke alarms that don’t freak out her dog.




Songs in this episode:

“Boogie of the Bells” Ms and Yal Music Studio

Excerpt “A Christmas Carol” 1951

Excerpt “Scrooged” 1988

Excerpt “Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol” 1962

Excerpt “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” song “We’re a Couple of Misfits”

“Over the River and Through the Woods” Alexis Burrows

“Heat Wave” Ella Fitzgerald

“The Chair” George Strait

“You Are So Beautiful” Joe Cocker

“You’re My Best Friend” Queen

“Don’t Laugh at Me” Mark Wills

“I Was a High School Psychopath” Screeching Weasels

“Teach Your Children” Crosby Stills Nash and Young

“Bad Boy” Larry Williams (1959)

“Gonna Fly Now” (Theme from ‘Rocky’) Bill Conti

‘Butterfinger’ commercial

“Fire” Arthur Brown (1968)

“I’d Rather Be Dead (Than Wet My Bed)” Harry Nilsson

Keep Your Lips Off My Chicken Legs

Gingerbread houses are debated and good lies vs bad lies; which kind of lie is acceptable? And why didn’t Nixon destroy those tapes? Pat has a new addiction. Pat has a great story about a buffet restaurant. Pat and Lisa talk honestly about their gender prejudices.

“Keep your filthy paws off my chicken”



Songs in this episode:

“You’ll Never Walk Alone” Jim Nabors
“Let’s Build a Gingerbread House” Genki English
“Rock House” Roy Orbison
“Can’t Buy Me Love” (Beatles cover) Nick Martello
“The Ornaments Song” Verne Wickham
“Felix the Cat” theme
“The Beverly Hillbillies” theme
“A Whiter Shade of Pale” Procol Harum
“A Bushel and a Peck” Doris Day
“That Smell” Lynyrd Skynyrd
Rax Restaurant radio commercial (1988)
KFC TV commercial excerpt
“On Top of Spaghetti” Tom Glazer and the Do Re Mi Children’s Choir
“Thank You (Falletin Me Be Mice Elf) Sly and the Family Stone
“Handy Man” James Taylor
“Shock the Monkey” Peter Gabriel
“Burnin’ Love” Elvis
“See Ya Later, Alligator!” Bill Haley and the Comets

The Eternal Battle of The Sexes

How do men really view women? And is it “open season” on men right now amidst all the sexual misconduct firings?


Songs in this episode:

“This is a Man’s World” James Brown
“Chiquita Banana Song” Xavier Cugat Orchestra with Buddy Clark vocal (1946)
“Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye” Steam
“With My Own Two Hands” Ben Harper
“Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?” Culture Club/Boy George
“Wind Beneath My Wings” Bette Midler
“Keep Your Hands to Yourself” The Georgia Satellites
“This Is a Man’s World” Luciano Pavarotti and James Brown

Hashtag Not All Men

Pat shares an intriguing personal ad. Pat and Lisa talk sports mascots. Pat has epic death scene in a zombie TV Show. And, Lisa complains about everything breaking around her house. Also, powerful men behaving poorly dominates the news. (Note – as of this taping, more and more are being reported).


Songs in this episode:

“Fly Like an Eagle” Steve Miller Band

“When a Man Loves a Woman” Percy Sledge

Trailer excerpt “Z Nation” (SYFY)

“Zombie” The Cranberries

“You Go to My Head” Frank Sinatra

“Time of the Season” The Zombies

“Cool Water” Marty Robbins

“Spiders and Snakes” Jim Stafford

“Whatta Man” Salt N Pepper

“Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer” Destiny’s Child

Hungry Hungry Hungry All The Time

Pat preps for his driving test, and quizzes Lisa on the questions. Lisa gives an update on her diet. Also, Lisa is involved in a huge neighborhood dispute. Pat plays a clip from the classic radio show “The Guy Wonderful Show”.


Songs in this episode:

  • “Blueberry Hill” Fats Domino
  • “Ain’t That a Shame?” Fats Domino
  • “Healthy Eating Song (Food Train Song) Musical Playground
  • “On the Road Again (instrumental)
  • Excerpt of New York newscast “Taco Bell Rat Incident”
  • “You’re Still the One” Shania Twain
  • “Anchors Aweigh” US Navy Song
  • “Spill the Wine” Eric Burdon and War
  • “Short People” Randy Newman