Pat talks about his musical aspirations. And he has a piano he can’t get rid of. Lisa’s dog Quince has a sour tummy. Also, would you pee on an paper advertisement to get a discount? Need to pass a urine test? You can!

 

Everybody Polka, and we mean EVERYBODY!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

“Ole Ole Polka” Jack Black Polka Band

“Lady of Spain” Myron Floren
“Carol of the Bells” David Hicken
“Piano Man” Billy Joel
“Yard Sale” Sammy Kershaw
“Honky Tonk Women” The Rolling Stones
“Raisin Bran and All Bran” TV commercial excerpts (You Tube)
“It’s Too Late” Carol King
“Salt and Pepper” Harry Chapin
“Draggin’ the Line” Tommy James and the Shondells
“Journey’s End” Blackmill
“The Candy Man” (kid chorus unknown)
“Meatballs” Rick Dees
“Car 54 Where Are You?” TV theme
“Welcome Back, Kotter” TV theme (John Sebastian)
“The Name Game” Shirley Ellis