Lisa is outraged with the new TSA pat down procedures, and Pat shares some travel packing tips. Also, Pat talks about the time Katherine Hepburn got thrown out of a gift shop in his hometown. Pat had an opportunity that knocked only once, and it was the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models he ALMOST got to see in person.

 

TSA Pat Down

“Welcome to the new TSA airport screening procedure.”

 

Songs in this episode:

“Up on the Roof” James Taylor

“Somebody’s Knocking'” Terri Gibbs
“Hazy Shade of Winter” Simon and Garfunkel
“Down by the Train” Dustin Kensrue
“The Weight” Aretha Franklin
“Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” Billy Joel
“Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag” James Brown
“You Want it Darker” Leonard Cohen
Theme from “St. Elsewhere”
Excerpt from “Treasure of Sierra Madre”
Excerpt from “The Beverly Hillbillies”
Excerpt from “The African Queen”
Excerpt from “Rooster Coburn”
Midnight at the Oasis” Maria Muldauer
“Mexico” James Taylor