Archive for November, 2013

The Last Bastion of Civility

Pat steps on a possum.  And kills it. For reals. AND he took a picture of it.  Again, Lisa hates nature. Also, avoid being naked and drunk; you’re just begging for “it”. And Pat and Lisa are pissed off at the price of bottled water. Ridiculous.

Don't tread on me, you effer!

Don’t tread on me, you effer!


Songs in this episode:

“The Love I Lost” Harold Melvin and the Bluenotes
Music from the Franz Waxman score of “Bride of Frankenstein”
Music cue from “The Andy Griffith Show”
“What’s New, Pussycat?” Tom Jones
“Sea Cruise” Frankie Ford
“Cool Water” Sons of the Pioneers
“Wonderful World” Louis Armstrong

I Don’t Wanna Do Dat

Pat is stunned that Lisa wants to talk about football in this episode. And boxing. Is football getting too “polite”? And breaking up is hard to do, so you should do it by texting. Or disappearing.


Come on kids - it's FUN!

Come on kids – it’s FUN!


Songs in this episode:

From ‘Hooked on Funk’: “A Fifth of Beethoven.”
“No, I Don’t Wanna Do Dat” The Happy Schnapps Combo
“Gillette Friday Night Fights” theme
“Na Na Hey Hey, Kiss Him Goodbye” Steam
“Breaking Up is Hard to Do” Neil Sedaka
“People” Barbra Streisand

If It’s Not True, Pass it On

Pat and Lisa talk about fake news stories and fake radio callers.  Misinformation is rampant, and there ain’t a thing you can do it about it. And, Pat and Lisa strategize on how to win the Best Of Western Washington. Pat and Lisa also lament that they are “yesterday’s news”.   And, it’s time for another “Dirty Joke Challenge” !

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.

What I am about to tell you is totally untrue, but pass it on anyway.



Songs in this episode:

Excerpts from Mercury Theater production “War of the Worlds” broadcast.

Music from “The Day the Earth Stood Still” original version
Excerpt from “Fargo”
“The Letter” The Boxtops
“Poor Side of Town” Johnny Rivers
“Strangers in the Night” Mrs. Miller
“Chances Are” Johnny Mathis
“Topsy” Joe Bucci Trio