Archive for January, 2013

Your Name Is Mud

Wanna name your kid Big Baby Jesus? Too bad, find out where it’s against the law to name your kid whatever you want.  And if you want to buy coffee, you can now pay with your face. Also, find out what is hurtling toward our planet this year – the answer may surprise you!

Baby Names

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Pants On Fire

Is it “bald-faced”, or “bold-faced” lie? Either way, big, fat lies are the norm, it seems.  Pat and Lisa talk about the latest big fat lies in the news and some of the reasons we ALL lie! Also, find out the shocking way in which Pat competed in his junior high locker room.

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

I swear I am telling the TRUTH!

 

 

Songs in this episode:

Her Nose Has Left The Building

You can’t beat Mother Nature, and Pat and Lisa serve up some examples of celebrities who have tried.  And what is it about older men marrying younger women? Also, get the lowdown on contranyms – you’ll be a hit at your next party with these!

Give me back my NOSE!!!

Give me back my NOSE!!!

Songs in this episode:

Drink The Coffee, Not the Kool Aid

Find out what resolution Pat is sticking with this year, and where Lisa is going to start drinking her coffee. And, is it illegal to make obscene gestures to a police officer?  The answer may surprise you!

Drink my coffee!

Drink my coffee!

Songs in this episode:

  • “Old Cape Cod” / Patti Page
  • “What’s My Name?” / Snoop Doggy Dog
  • “Dreamy Eyes” (1956) / The Four Preps
  • “Black Coffee” / Ella Fitzgerald
  • “Words” / Bee Gees
  • “That’s All Folks” / Warner Bros.