Archive for October, 2012

Trick or Treat Smell Our Feet

Pat and Lisa discuss the myth of poison candy and share some good strategies for trick or treating. Plus, Lisa does her old man voice, and she lies like a rug. And find out what happens when a halloween costume ISN’T a costume.

Peculiar Halloween

Give us the candy. Quickly.

Hello Creepy Dolly

The more smart people you gather in one place, the stupider they become. Any wait till hear what happens when you get a group of goats together! Pat and Lisa review some of the newest dolls on the market that will make you squirm, and find out what happens when dogs get stuck together.

Will you be my mommy?

Jesus Has A Honey-Do List

Jesus looks like a monkey, thanks to a well-meaning crappy artist, as he smells like one too. And his wife has had it up to HERE with his dinner parties.  Find out what Pat’s all-time favorite song is (it might surprise you!) and listen as Pat and Lisa argue the merits of real Xmas trees vs artificial ones.

“What are YOU looking at?”

Columbus and The Pig People

Bacon is NOT running out, and “bagel heads” are all the rage in the latest Japan cosmetic surgery. Find out why Christopher Columbus was not all that bright and why Lisa doesn’t need Pat. She really doesn’t.

There’s a bacon shortage because of THIS guy.

The Best of Western Washington We Ain’t

Pat and Lisa discuss how you get to be the BEST; why showing your hiney is funny, illegal ways to dispose of your loved ones, and yes, another Red Sovine song gets a spin. Sigh.